A Little Snip Here, a Little Snip There. (Press Start: Episode 20)

A Little Snip Here, a Little Snip There is the twentieth episode of Press Start.

The Episode
Sky is sitting on his couch, watching The Walking Dead, when his doorbell rings*

Sky: Come in, Miles, the door is unlocked!

???: It's not Miles!

Sky: The door is STILL unlocked, though.

GameTime walks in*

GameTime: It's been a while!

Sky: Not really, remember when we went into Duck Game?

GameTime: Can we just forget about that, that was some weird stuff.....

Sky: I can't forget it, that imagery is stuck in my brain, I'd need to bleach my mind.

GameTime: I'd rather you drink it.

Sky almost punches GameTime, but his doorbell rings again, it's Miles!*

Miles: ALOHA AMIGOS!

Sky: Those aren't even the same language-

Miles: Shut it.

Sky: Miles, I've got a surprise for you!

Sky reveals a Nintendo Switch to Miles*

Miles: FOR ME!?!?!?!?!

Sky: No, for me, idiot.

Miles: Oh.....

Sky: I got a new game.......

Miles: Which one?

Sky: SNIPPERCLIPS!

Miles: Isn't that the game where you violently cut each other into shreds?

Sky: Well, uh, er, well.... yes.

Miles: Awesome

Sky: Let's just go in....

GameTime: Come ya' fricks!

They all jump into the game, they are all 2-D and paper*

Sky: What the heck....?

Miles: I'M A LITTLE PAPER BOY!

Sky: That sounds so wrong.......

GameTime: Seriously, your just asking for it.

Sky sees a note on the ground*

Sky: Oh, a note, it says it's important!

Gametime spills his water on the note and ruins it*

GameTime: Whoops.

Sky: YOU ARE SUCKING ALL THE D**** TODAY!

GameTime; I can't wait to cut you to pieces.

Sky: Actually, we have to catch a firefly first.

Miles: A F'ing firefly?

Sky (singing): You would not believe your eyes, if ten million fireflies, lit up the world as I fe-

GameTime and Miles: SHUT UP!

Sky: I like Owl City, alright?

Miles: Let's just catch that firefly.

GameTime: Yeah.

Sky: This should be easy.

Sky catches the firefly, but it escapes his hands*

Sky: Dammit......

Miles: Wow, you suck at this.

Miles catches the firefly in the net with ease*

Sky: Show off............

Miles: Wow, that sucked.

GameTime: Kinda anti-climatic.

Miles: Yeah.

Sky: Alright, let's do another mini-game.

Miles: Balloon Burster?

GameTime: YEAH, BOI!

Sky: Ok...the hell do we do now?

Miles: I cut you into a point.

Sky: GAH!

Miles chases Sky around, finally catching him and cutting him into a point.*

Sky: Fine...... @$$.....

Sky pops a balloon*

Sky: Done.

Miles: NOT SO FAST!

Miles points to a balloon on the ceiling, it has a handle*

Sky: HOW.

Miles: Sky, do-

Sky: THE.

Miles: Ple-

Sky: F***.

Miles: Ugh.

GameTime: You could cut me into a hook.

Miles: You sure, it might hurt.

Sky: Trust me, it hurts like a b****.

Miles cuts GameTime into a hook like shape.*

Miles: Alright, now, just pull it down.

GameTime: I need your head.

Sky: Pervert.

GameTime: Not..... like that..... so I can STAND on it and reach the balloon to pull it down.

Miles: Whatever.

GameTime stands on Miles' head, pulling down the balloon*

Sky pops it*

Sky: IS THAT IT?

Miles: No.

Sky: Where's the last one?

Miles: On the ceiling.

Sky: Ugh....., wait, that one has no handle!

GameTime: We need to stand on each other!

They all get on top of each other (Jeez, that sounds wrong for multiple reasons..., but they still aren't tall enough*

Sky: Ugh, what now?

Pixel comes through a portal*

Pixel: Hi guys!

Miles: Pixel, climb on top and pop this balloon!

Pixel: Um...... alright?

Pixel climbs on top and pops the balloon*

Sky: YES!

Miles: So.... can we go home now, this game kinda sucks.

Sky: Yeah, let's go.

Pixel travels to his house and Sky, Miles, and GameTime go back to Sky's house*

Sky: You guys know the drill

GameTime: What drill?

Sky: Ya' know, the "Get The Hell Out of My House Before I MAKE You Leave" drill.

Miles and GameTime run away in fear*

Sky: Losers!