Nyeh Heh Heh! (Press Start: Episode 21)

Nyeh Heh Heh! is the twenty-first episode of Press Start.

The Episode
Pixel's doorbell rings, Pixel opens the door*

Sky: Pixel.

Pixel: Sky.

Sky: Pixel.

Pixel: Sky.

Pixel: What are you doing here, don't you normally bug Miles?

Sky: Yeah, but the writers thought that was getting kinda repetitive.

Pixel: I hate these damn writers.......

Sky: I hate you.

Pixel: Same here, bud.

Sky: So..... I got a game called Undertale, and I wanted to know if you wanted to go into the game with me.

Pixel: Screw it, why not, but first, let me introduce you to a new friend of mine, his name is Searing.

Searing appears behind Sky*

Searing: Hello.

Sky: GAH!

Searing: Sorry, didn't mean to scare you.

Sky: The name is Sky.

Searing: Searing, nice to meet you.

Sky: You are creepy........ ANYWAYS, LEZ GO!

The three head into Undertale*

Papyrus: BROTHER!

Sans: Yeah, bro?

Papyrus: THERE ARE THREE HUMANS!

Pixel: JESUS, STOP SHOUTING!

Papyrus: WHY!?!!??!?!?!

Pixel: BECAUSE IT'S ANNOY- F*** it.....

Papyrus: OKAY!

Sans: Papyrus, stop, they might want a bone to pick.

Papyrus, Pixel, and Searing: Ugh.....

Sky: heh!

Sans: So I see you like the "rib-ticklers", eh?

Sky: HAHA!

Sans: I'm Sans, sorry if I was being a bit of a comic.

Sky: Comic, Sans.... AHAHHHAH!

Pixel: Let's just look around.

* Pixel climbs a tree and sees Alphys' lab*

Pixel: GUYS! I SEE SOME CRAP WE NEED TO CHECK OUT FOR NO OTHER REASON OTHER THAN TO MOVE THIS EPISODES' PLOT FORWARD.

Sky: Cool, what is it?

* Pixel b**** slaps Sky*

Pixel: If I knew, I'd tell you!

Sky: Wanna fight, mate?

Searing: BREAK IT UP!

* Sky and Pixel both b**** slap Searing, they soon get into a b**** slapping fight*

Pixel: How bout' we, ya' know, MOVE THIS MOTHER****ING EPISODE FORWARD?!?!

Sky: Good point.

Searing: Yeah, let's go to that lab.

* They head to the lab and meet Alphys*

Alphys: H-hi, humans....... can you my number into the phones you have? I don't...... really..... have any....... friends.....

Searing: Aw.....

* They all put Alphys' number into their phones and leave and go to the Hotlands, where their phones start going off like crazy*

JackSepticEye: F***IN' ALPHYS!

Sky: I know, right!

* JSE throws his phone on the ground*

JSE: RIOT!!!!!

Sky: HELL YEAH!

* Sky throws his phone at JSE, making him fall into the lava, and JSE burns to death*

Sky: JSE fans are gonna be PISSED when they find out he only had a cameo.........

Pixel: Fun, now, let's move, Captain Manslaughter.

Sky: Whatever...

Searing: This is taking too long......

Sky: Montage time!

Pixel: WAIT, NO, PLEAS-

* A montage starts of the three meeting the remaining characters, Pixel looks more and more frustrated every shot*

Pixel: THAT, was complete bullshit, I didn't even get a chance to decline!

Sky: Oh crap, Searing, you gotta call the WAAAAAAAAAAAMBULANCE!

* Sky goes out for a high five with Searing, Searing declines, Sky then proceeds to high five himself*

Sky: Alright! Cool!

Pixel: Shut up! Where are we, anyways?

Sky: It's a really shiny....

Pixel: Is that the skeleton........? AHHHHHHHH! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO!

Sans: I've got a bone to pick with ya'.......

Sky: AHAHAHAHAHhahAHAHAhZhhahbxhsaa *Passes out due to lack of oxygen*

Pixel: You son of a bitch, Sky!

Sans: Hey, this is a kids game.

Pixel: Oh fuck off!

Sans: Hey!

* Sans impales Pixel with a bone*

Pixel: Well, this couldn't get any worse.

* Sans shoots Pixel with a Gaster Blaster*

Pixel: I stand corrected...

Searing: You're on!

* Sans shoots Searing with a Gaster Blaster*

Sans: Y-you know what? This is just sad, I'm gonna head to Grillby's, I'll see you boneheads later.

* Sans leaves, Pixel and Searing just stand in shock at what just went down, Sky is still passed out, a portal then opens up*

Pixel: Well, that sucked.

Searing: Indeed.....

* Searing jumps through the portal and Pixel throws Sky into the portal, right before he jumps in.*